In a recent thread asking about effective funny choral pieces I mentioned a new set of six humorous “pie carols” (texts about pie using familiar carol tunes) which I recently published. There were a number of requests for perusal copies. So long as I’m sending them out, would anyone else like to see one?
Sample: (to the tune “Good King Wenceslas”)
Apple pie is noble fare,
Worthy of your palate.
Smite the fool who disagrees
With a croquet mallet.
Have a piece with ev’ry meal
If it is your choosing.
Throw some croutons on the top,
That would be amusing.
You can serve me apple pie
With a slice of cheddar.
Those who know their apple pie
Like it that way better.
Deep dish or upon a plate
Apple pie is dandy.
Keep a fork in ev’ry room;It might come in handy.
Eat some apple pie right now;
Put it off no longer.
Lifting forkfuls to your face
Makes your biceps stronger.
It’s been shown to cure disease
And make life less stressful.
There is just one side effect:
It makes you successful!
I’ll happily send a free perusal to anyone who would like to see the whole set. Please send a request to:
office(a)DunstanHouse.com