This from an article titled the Choral Dirge – complaints about choir concerts. I agree with most of them:
1. Composers like to write tediously slow, earnest music. Most of the contemporary repertoire sounds like a dirge, with the same superficially complex harmonies borrowed from the Lauridsen and Whitacre cannons. There’s little rhythmicality and joy to any of it. In short, the sincerity bores the pants off me.
I agree. We need more fast music.
2. Choral directors take themselves way too seriously and program too much samey stuff. I guess they can’t help it — that’s all that’s being written at the moment, apparently — as per my above point. The concerts generally lack variety and are often way too long, sending the audience into a comatose state.
I agree. Our programs look the same across the country.
3. Singers usually seem completely disengaged. With expressionless faces, they look akin to many performers of contemporary dance. At most, you get one or two simperingly beatific expressions, which are as off-putting as the blank, robotic looks. Where’s the fun?
I agree. So does Tom Carter, I bet.
4. The churches in which most choral concerts take place couldn’t be less inviting. The pews are hard. The air is cold. The toilets are in the basement. The lighting is bad and there’s nowhere to get a drink.
I agree. But the acoustic is great.
5. Choral people often dress very poorly. I can’t stand choruses’ attempts at homogeneity e.g. matching uniforms. And the “all black” thing is boring plus leaves too much room for people to get away with ugly variations on a theme like ill-fitting shirts, trousers that are too short and, worst of all, clogs. (I know clogs are comfortable and singers have to stand for a long time. But there are limits.)
I agree.
What do you think?
Edward Palmer says
Tom Carter says
If you want to help your group be more expressive, please note that working on expression does not mean telling the choir to look a certain way or feel a certain feeling. Those are ineffective and counter-productive methods, and will NEVER result in a choir which is authentically engaged or engaging.
What to do instead? Here’s one possibility (for much more, please visit my website or investigate my book):
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