Mark Schweizer provides some entertaining diversions provided via St. James Music Press. Definitions:Incomplete Cadence – harmonius interruptus.
Metronome – small elves which live in the London subway system.
Basso Continuo – When the director can’t get them to stop.
Score – Sopranos 3, Tenors 0.
Polychoral Motet – Six parrots singing “Cantate Domino.”
Aleatoric (Chance) Music – Music performed by the random selection of pitches and rhythms.Frequently found in the choir anthem.
Also:
Good looking, mature, widowed soprano with own home looking to meet tenor or baritone. Hair optional. Teeth optional. I have extra sets of both. No basses please. S-223FOR SALE: Antique Uvular Restraining Harness. Teach your tenors to sing an “even-higher” high B utilizing this 19th century singing master’s invention. Can also be used to punish talkative altos. B-154
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